Software Engineer Jokes

By | June 15, 2005

Somu pls don’t mind…ur name is there many times in these…

Here we go….

Ramu : Hey.. my submarine software is not sinking into the water!!what could be wrong?
Somu : may be u have used float instead of double in the software

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Ramu: i am very very sure that the guy who just talked to me is a Software engineer…
Somu: how do u say that?
ramu: he asked my physical address instead of my home address!

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Ramu: shhhh…I think the SW Engr who is sitting in the next cabin must be a farmer before .
somu: How do u know…?
Ramu: he asked me today if there is a way to cultivate the bit fields..!!

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Somu : Hey Bull, Can you do me a favor?
Can you pass on this 500 ruppees to Suthi..?
Bull : Sure… why not? But tell me one thing. Tell me whether its pass by value or pass by reference…
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ramu: Hey… I think that SW Engg is very very naive..
somu: How do u say that?
ramu: He believes that there is an Arabian Sea next to Arabin Sea.

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ramu: Hey…. whats time now?
somu: System time or local time…??
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ramu: Hey… I have a problem. My system is not booting up!
somu: may be, its internal buses are on strike…check out!

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ramu : (while browsing the TV) what is this? I have heard of Star Sports, Star Movies and Star Plus. Whats this Star Equals??? Is it a new Star channel?
somu : No, = operator has been overloaded in Star Channel.

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seetha : I think that SW Engr is very naive…
geetha : how do u say that?
seetha : He believes “Rascal” is a new version of Pascal!

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Ramu : why are u wipping ur terminal very often with
a cloth?
Somu : clear command is not working properly for my
terminal. that’s why?

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babu : yesterday I bought a new TV whose terminal is
compatible with computer… but its audio portion
is not at all working
gopu : may be its compatible only with dumb terminals???

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Vanish: We have shifted our home to RK Puram now…
soni : right shift or left shift??

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Software DT in Heaven:
ramu : hey.. I coudlnt send a mail to Hell
today…it says mail “demon” not running…
somu : ur case is better! … for me, it says “ghost
not reachable” and bounces back!

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enjoy…

adois.

5 thoughts on “Software Engineer Jokes

  1. Somu

    Nah ! Don’t mind at all… Infact am immune to these Ramu / Somu jokes… Back at work, there are people who intentionally change names in forwards to Somu… and all to just make fun of poor ol me. hmmmm !!

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  2. J

    hehe… jus one thing to ask… did u choose ramu n somu bcuz its rhyming? 😀

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  3. @$#!$#

    @ somu: to be able to laugh at oneself is a nice thing…cheers if u can do that!

    @ j : arre nahi yaar…i just copy-pasted it!!

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  4. Smyta

    That is just what I wanted today morning!!
    A good neat laugh>>So weet ashish..:-)

    Thanks..

    Oh the occurence of the name SOMU made it even more hilarious(what say Somu?:p)Just kidding!

    Smiles etc.,

    Smyta

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  5. sonal

    LOL!!! Somu is so famous!! :-))
    This was hilarious!! Can I forward it to my friends??

    Reply

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