Santa Claus is coming to town…

By | December 25, 2007

Christmas is here again. Santa Claus is doing the rounds, giving presents to good and bad alike (this after last year when the bad people sued him for emotional harrassment).

So what did Santa bring some of our celebrities? Here is an inside scoop, a never before peek into gifts celebs got this year for christmas.

Pervez Musharraf – A toy gun. Of course, now that he ain’t Army any more, that’s all he gets. Though Uncle Bush makes sure he gets a lot of $$ too.
Narendra Modi – Gujarat, of course. Though some unconfirmend reports suggest a lady in a white saree was seen leaving this gift under Modi’s pillow.
Sonia Gandhi – A Narendra Modi facemask. Possibly to avoid being noticed by media waiting outside 10 Janpath.
Shahrukh Khan – A DVD of Om Shanti Om. The case was opened, and it appears that the box was opened. Farah Khan later called Shahrukh to tell that Santa actually took his money back from her closet for the DVD.
Rakhi Sawant – A box of tissues. Of course, Rakhi needs many more at this time but Santa is running out of them, after distributing his lot to Narayan Rane, Keshubhai Patel, Digvijay Singh and Deve Gowda.
Amitabh Bachhan – A certificate from Income Tax dept. that he wouldn’t be troubled in 2007. Of course, its valid for 7 days only.
Mulayam Singh Yadav – A new bicycle. His earlier one was damaged beyond repair, not by Mayavati but when Anil Ambani took Amar Singh for a ride around Sahara City.
Jade Goody – A bottle of S2, Shilpa Shetty’s signature line of fragrance. Sources say Ms. Goody hasn’t stopped cursing and abusing the poor bottle ever since.
Ramgopal Varma – A DVD of I am Legend. Ramu has since then started work on his next movie, Main Hoo James.

If you have any insides on any gifts received by celebrities, do punch them in the comment space.

Merry Christmas!!

Author’s Notes:
1. Pun is intended πŸ˜‰

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